Film: BloodRayneDirector: Uwe Boll
IMDB User Rating: 2.5/10
Bottom 100: #89
Premise:In eighteenth century Romania, Rayne, a dhampir (half-human, half-vampire), prone to fits of blind blood rage but saddled with a compunction for humans, strives to avenge her mother's rape by her father, Kagan, King of Vampires. Two vampire hunters, Sebastian and Vladimir, from the Brimstone Society persuade her to join their cause. Written by Tracy S
Blog Review: Where can i start with this monstrosity of a horrible movie. Where was this thing conceived in a think tank of the criminally retarded. Seriously this dung heap should've been red flagged from go. The first sign of this would be the casting. Kristana Loken, okay she's alright she did a good job in T3 and it was no surprise that Uwe Boll would cast her as the lead. But Ben Kingsley was he that in need of a paycheck so bad that he'd have to do this movie. He was Gandhi for Christ sake, did his ego need to be placed in the hearts and minds of oilly faced 13 year old? I mean Kristana Loken is the selling point not SIR Ben Kingsley and dont let me get started on Michael Madsen, what the F is he doing in this Gothic vampire video game movie. Their wasn't a casting call for an action movie called Full throttle Violence or a Steven Seagal jem out there. I mean do agents actually watch the films they are putting their clients in. Okay enough of the rant, this movie makes no sense. The special effects look like they were done on a home computer. I can't even begin to explain the lame premise. if you want to know what this movie is about rent the video game.
Movie Drop off Point: Where to get started... Bloodrayne is so spectacular as a failure of a film I can't even find one specific moment. This blog is to point out where a seemingly good movie went bad but this movie is so bad I just had to add to the millions of other negative reviews. Their are scenes where their s so much blood squirting out it looks like a geyser erupted. Some directors are known to make a movie abit Bmovie for a reason but this is just a bad movie not even labeled in the "B" category. I 've heard Uwe defend his films, he even boxed critics in a boxing ring. Sounds pretty desperate move to gain recognition. Maybe Uwe should just make a good movie and no one will have to box him.
Recommendation: let the vampires bite you so the last thing you do isn't being bored to death by this movie- 1 out of 10.
Film Recommendation: Underworld, Blade, Hellboy, Near Dark
Premise:In eighteenth century Romania, Rayne, a dhampir (half-human, half-vampire), prone to fits of blind blood rage but saddled with a compunction for humans, strives to avenge her mother's rape by her father, Kagan, King of Vampires. Two vampire hunters, Sebastian and Vladimir, from the Brimstone Society persuade her to join their cause. Written by Tracy S
Blog Review: Where can i start with this monstrosity of a horrible movie. Where was this thing conceived in a think tank of the criminally retarded. Seriously this dung heap should've been red flagged from go. The first sign of this would be the casting. Kristana Loken, okay she's alright she did a good job in T3 and it was no surprise that Uwe Boll would cast her as the lead. But Ben Kingsley was he that in need of a paycheck so bad that he'd have to do this movie. He was Gandhi for Christ sake, did his ego need to be placed in the hearts and minds of oilly faced 13 year old? I mean Kristana Loken is the selling point not SIR Ben Kingsley and dont let me get started on Michael Madsen, what the F is he doing in this Gothic vampire video game movie. Their wasn't a casting call for an action movie called Full throttle Violence or a Steven Seagal jem out there. I mean do agents actually watch the films they are putting their clients in. Okay enough of the rant, this movie makes no sense. The special effects look like they were done on a home computer. I can't even begin to explain the lame premise. if you want to know what this movie is about rent the video game.
Movie Drop off Point: Where to get started... Bloodrayne is so spectacular as a failure of a film I can't even find one specific moment. This blog is to point out where a seemingly good movie went bad but this movie is so bad I just had to add to the millions of other negative reviews. Their are scenes where their s so much blood squirting out it looks like a geyser erupted. Some directors are known to make a movie abit Bmovie for a reason but this is just a bad movie not even labeled in the "B" category. I 've heard Uwe defend his films, he even boxed critics in a boxing ring. Sounds pretty desperate move to gain recognition. Maybe Uwe should just make a good movie and no one will have to box him.
Recommendation: let the vampires bite you so the last thing you do isn't being bored to death by this movie- 1 out of 10.
Film Recommendation: Underworld, Blade, Hellboy, Near Dark
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